Matt-Man Gets Surveyed...

Hail and well met

Well it has been a short while since I posted something completely useless and frivolous. So here is my entry in "Most useless entry of the Year award". Enjoy.

An Adult Survey - Be honest.
If you aren't honest, then what is the point?
Fill it out and re-post as a bulletin. Have fun.

I'm not much of a bar person

6) Thrown up from drinking too much?
No not yet but my life is young

7) Had sex in a car?
no yet but one never knows

8) Had sex in a park?
No but see above

9) Had sex in a movie theater?
Hell no. Not against it but I usually want to see the movie… I mean I paid for it and well I am going to leave it at that

10)Had sex in a bathroom??
Public- Not on a bet but Home(hers) yes and it was quite clean.

11) Had sex at work?
Hmmm I wouldn’t be against it but no

12. have u ever been in an adult store?
Not yet but one never knows

13) Ever bought anything in an "adult" store?
not yet but again who knows

14) Have you ever paid more than 100.00 in adult store?
No and I don’t know what you could spend…Oh wait I don’t want to know

15) Is there someone you wish you never had sex with?
Nope wanted it with every last one…Oh wait it has only been one and I wanted it…A LOT!

16) Is there someone you wish you could have had sex with?
sorry nope I got the one I want

17) Is there anyone on your friends list you wish you could have sex with?
I don’t have to wish.

18) Is there anyone on your friends list you have had sex with?
Oh yes and it was amazing!>
19) Have you ever kissed a stranger
I don’t think so. But aren’t we all strangers until we know each other?

20) Have you ever had a one night stand?
Nope never came up

21) Does anyone have naughty pics of you?
Nope but she hasn’t asked for a photo shoot…at least not yet

22) Have you ever been to a swingers club/party?
No and since I don’t want every disease on the planet I don’t think I will

I've come to realize that my ex...
Doesn’t exist

2. I am listening to...
Music…Evanescence, Lose Control from The Open Door.

3. I talk...
so little that at time I can seem like a ghost and some time try to talk as fast as I think.

4. I love...
Terri.

5. My best friends...
are some of the best parts of me.

6. My first real kiss...
took place on May 28/29 in Bills brothers room.

7. I lost my virginity...
with the perfect person.

8. I hate it when people...
aren’t patient

9. Love is...
something I thought I would never find.

10. Marriage is...
not a piece of paper.

11. Somewhere, someone is thinking...
of doing to me the things I am thinking of doing to them.

12. I'll always...
be me.

13. I have a secret crush on...
nobody cause they all know how I feel... Wait sorry I forgot that Jillian Anderson doesn’t know how I feel about her… Sorry Terri but you have Johnny I have Jilly.

14. The last time I cried was because...
I couldn’t make it better.

15. My cell phone...
is more like a complicated pager right now.

16. When I wake up in the morning...
I want to find her here and when I do it is wonderful.

17. Before I go to sleep at night...
I take pain pills.

18. Right now I am thinking about...
Ha this survey, Terri and that my cell phone is going off and why is my Dad calling me at home on my cell phone?

19. Babies are...
something I never thought I wanted until I met Terri.

20. I get on myspace...
a lot less now then I did.

21. Today I...
typed a lot of things in my computer, including this survey.

22. Tonight I will...
go to sleep missing Terri.

23. Tomorrow I will...
go to Lemont to start Carrier Collage.

24. I really want...
to get paid.

25. The person most likely to repost this is...
Jillian Anderson (Hey I can dream can’t I) Ok Terri (I don’t have to dream with you baby, although you are in most of them ROWRR). Ok well there it is. Yup probably not what you wanted to see or hear in your lifetime, but hey its my blog so MEH. I had some fun doing them so at least I hope that they can solicit a laugh...
OH HELL the sign says no soliciting, I am so screwed.

May the Force be with you

Excelsior!!!