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Wednesday, January 17, 2007

Matt-Man Just Says "OUCH!"

Hail and well met

Oh yes I must say "OUCH!"

Why? Well in a nutshell I just finished a 12 hour day! Yup I walked into the post office in Matteson and punched in at 6.93 (Yeah we don't do minutes we do 100ridths of an hour) and then returned and punched out at 6.92. Now I could always do the "alternate reality" that says that I really didn't work 12 hours for instead jumped back 1/100th of an hour but all that really leads to is me having to hit myself with blunt excrements.

So how the hell is everyone doing out there? You all been so quiet lately I get the feeling that I ain't interesting anymore. Hell people don't be like that, if you ain't getting what you need from Matt-Man then TELL ME. I do try and please (at least that what....OH HELL NO cause she will hit me so harrrrd!)

What Oh yeah I said excrement. No I meant it, that I would have to hit myself with blunt excrements. That means real hard shit, and that is literal. You did know what excrement meant right? Or am I showing my age again?

My my how things don't really change but instead get plastic surgery, walk back up to you and try and sell you vacuum cleaners.

And let us not forget...

Now is the time to make circles with mints, do not haste any longer!

Yup after 12 hours of postal work I get just a little punchy. I would be kicky but my legs hurt to much...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Ok on that real bad joke I will head out and hit the bed for some Z's.

May the Force be with you

Excelsior!!!

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

I ran into a problem while looking for the Star Wars books. I found your bag, but the books weren't in them. I could not find them in the Loft at all.

If you happen to find them, I'll find some way to grab them from you for my campaign here. I really appreciate it Matt, you have no clue. Just let me know what the situation is.

And no, you are not boring.

Miles

Anonymous said...

Matt... there's medication for this.

:p