Schindler's Title

Yes it is that time of year again and the lists have shown up. I have to answer 40 questions later. I had fun with this and hope you all enjoy reading it.





1. Copy this whole list into your journal.
2. Bold the things that are true about you.
3. Whatever you don’t bold is false

01. I miss somebody right now. (You know who you are)
02. I don’t watch much TV these days (No time too much gaming...no such thing)
03. I love olives (Yucky)
04. I love sleeping even though i barely sleep
05. I own lots of books (Even excluding all my RPG books)
06. I wear glasses or contact lenses
07. I love to play video games (Just not enough time in the day)
08. I’ve tried marijuana
09. I’ve watched porn movies (Hey I am a 36 year old virgin, got to realese some how!)
10. I have been in a threesome (Ummmmm no I am a VIRGIN dammit!)
11. I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship
12. I believe honesty is usually the best policy
13. I have acne free skin
14. I like and respect Al Sharpton (Who?)
15. I curse frequently (F@#k Yeah I do)
16. I have changed a lot mentally over the last year
17. I have a hobby (I have many)
18 I’ve been told I: (women) have an applebottom, (men) am packing.
19. I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me
20. I’m really, really smart
21. I’ve never broken someone’s bones
22. I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal
23. I hate the rain
24. I’m paranoid at times
25. I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free (Well duh I would suck this fat right off my body)
26. I need money right now! (Who doesn't?)
27. I love Sushi
28. I talk really, really fast (Yup I do)
29. I have fresh breath in the morning (HA)
30. I have semi-long hair (If you mean as long as a semi then definately)
31. I have lost money in Las Vegas
32. I have at least one brother and/or one sister (I have Chris, does that count?)
33. I was born in a country outside of the U.S.
34. I shave my legs (females) or face (males) on a regular basis
35. I have a twin
36. I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past
37. I couldn’t survive without Caller I.D.
38. I like the way that I look sometimes (RIGHT!)
39. I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months
40. I know how to cornrow (Technically I know the mechanics but have never done it)
41. I am usually pessimistic
42. I have a lot of mood swings (Hey its me!)
43. I think prostitution should be legalized (Yeah then I could make money...Uh well....I mean.....Well someone has to want fat guys. right?)
44. I think Britney Spears is hot (With the right computer enhancements I could look as good at times)
45. I have cheated on a significant other in the past
46. I have a hidden talent (Nope I pretty much have to use the one I have to survive)
47. I’m always hyper no matter how much sugar I have
48. I think that I’m popular (Who wrote these anyway?)
49. I am currently single (I hope to God not forever)
50. I have kissed someone of the same sex (thought about it but never done it)
51. I enjoy talking on the phone mainly only to my friends that live far away though (Nope I am the worst person to keep in touch with. Telephone, letter, email I just don't use them)
52. I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants only 'cause I can't be naked when the roommates are home (Are you crazy?! Have you seen me? Even with clothes on I am a bit of a shock! I have to cover the mirror in the bathroom when I take a shower! No not never!)
53. I love to shop (I hate to admit it but I can spend hours in a Walmart or Kmart looking at clothes, and I usually walk out with something. And don't talk to me about Borders!)
54. I would rather shop than eat (Um look at me and you know that answer)
55. I would classify myself as ghetto
56. I’m bourgie and have worn a sweater tied around my shoulders
57. I’m obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal
58. I don’t hate anyone. I dislike them.
59. I’m a pretty good dancer
60. I don’t think Mike Tyson raped Desiree Washington
61. I’m completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother
62. I have a cell phone
63. I believe in God (Does the Force count?)
64. I watch MTV on a daily basis
65. I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months
66. I love drama (Like I have a choice? I either love it or I cry....a lot)
67. I have never been in a real relationship before (I am in the market though)
68. I’ve rejected someone before
69. I currently have a crush on someone (yeah no comment...Well other then this one)
70. I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life
71. I want to have children in the future
72. I have changed a diaper before
73. I’ve called the cops on a friend before
74. I bite my nails
75. I am a member of the Tom Green fan club
76. I’m not allergic to anything (pepperoni)
77. I have a lot to learn (Don't we all?)
78. I have dated someone at least 10 years older or younger (Um no comment...Again)
79. I plan on seeing Ice Cube’s newest "Friday" movie
80. I am very shy around the opposite sex sometimes. (Sometimes? Only sometimes?)
81. I’m online 24/7, even as an away message
82. I have at least 5 away messages saved
83. I have tried alcohol or drugs before
84. I have made a move on a friend’s significant other in the past
85. I own the "South Park" movie
86. I have avoided assignments at work to be on Xanga or Livejournal (
But I was the boss so dose that count?)
87. When I was a kid I played "the birds and the bees" with a neighbor or chum
88. I enjoy some country music
89. I would die for my best friend (Each and everyone of them)
90. I think that Pizza Hut has the best pizza
91. I watch soap operas whenever I can
92. I’m obsessive, anal retentive, and often a perfectionist (Dammit!)
93. I have used my sexuality to advance my career
94. I love Michael Jackson, scandals and all
95. I know all the words to Slick Rick’s "Children’s Story"
96. Halloween is awesome because you get free candy
97. I watch Spongebob Squarepants and I like it
98. I have dated a close friend’s ex
99. I have cut my self before (not purposely, but very badly!)
100. I am happy at this moment (I am adding some because i can!)
101.I don't have a best friend.
102. I feel very alone even when I am around people.-(Only sometimes.)
103.I am so pissed. (almost but not quite to the point of suicide)


Only 44. Not to shabby. See you all later

May the Force be with you

Excelsior!!!