A Matt-Man for All Quizes

Hail and well met

It has been awhile since I posted a quiz and I liked this one so here it is...


I'm tired of all those surveys written by high school girls. Here's one for folks who are a tad older. Thanks to Tim Scallon for posting this originally.

1. What bill do you hate paying the most? Insurance because it is legal blackmail and extortion

2. Do you miss being a child? Part of it but wouldn't want to go back.

3. Chore you hate the most? Dusting because it is never done and I don't do anything to cause it. Dishes are not problem cause I made them dirty and the same goes for laundry but dusting....I hate it.

4. Where was the last place you had a romantic dinner? Um well define romantic and in what context. I will guess on the lowest common denominator and say over a year ago.

5. If you could go back and change one thing what would it be? The concept of going back in time to change things “if you could”. But then no one would ask these questions and I wouldn't have to go back at which point they would start asking these questions and I would and then they wouldn't and I wouldn't while they would....Yeah head explodes somewhere in here and someone says “If it wasn't for that horse I wouldn't have spent that year in collage”

6. Name of your first grade teacher? Hmmmm have to really think about that one. I do believe it was Mrs. Venezia at Algonquin Elementary School.

7. What do you really want to be doing right now? Either running my own store or having sex, both would be like one of the things on my bucket list.

8. What did you want to be when you grew up? Well that changed from a scientist to artist to absolutely nothing (no joke). This has been said to be the “go back and change thing” in my life but I disagree. If I had approached life any different then I would not be who I am now and since I like who I am now I wouldn't change me one darn bit.

9. How many colleges did you attend? Not a single one. Visited several but never attended...well except the center of higher learning known as Screw U and the Collage of E.A.B.O.D.

10. Why did you choose the shirt that you have on right now? Well it was already dirty and since I had to clean I saw no point in messing another shirt.

11. What are your thoughts on gas prices? Too high but we keep on paying so they keep on raising. Will we ever learn?

12. First thought when the alarm went off this morning? Why is a alarm going off I didn't set it?

13. Last thought before going to sleep last night? Hope I can fall asleep.

14. What famous person would you like to have dinner with? Just one? Grrrrrr Stan Lee.

15. Have you ever crashed your vehicle? Yes several times but only one with another car.

16. If you didn't have to work, would you volunteer? I refuse to answer due to my views on volunteering.

17. Get up early or sleep in? Get up so I can get shit done.

18. What is your favorite cartoon character? WOW that is a hard question. I have had my share that is for sure. I guess I would have to say Ben Tennyson from Ben 10. But then you have Number 21 and 24 from Venture Bros. Who never fail to bring a laugh.

19. Favorite thing to do at night with your girl/guy? OH come on this is a trick question right? I mean the obvious answer is so painfully obvious. Anyone who doesn't think this right away is just lying to themselves. Let's face it the first thing we all thought is “watch TV.” What? You thought I was gonna say sex didn't ya? HA HA

20. When did you first start feeling old? Oh please old is a relative term and only refers to the interaction of this flesh body with the surrounding energy/matter matrices. I am immortal, when this body returns to its natural state I will move on and enter that from which I came. May the Force be with you!

21. Favorite lunch meat? Corn Beef

22. What do you get every time you go into Wal-Mart? Well a few months ago I would have said Brachs chocolate covered peanuts, before that one of those funny T-shirts they have for like 10 dollars. Now it is DVD's from their $5 bin.

23. Do you think marriage is an outdated ritual? No I consider it an institution. And that is something that you enter when your not right in the head and leave it when you are better. So you must be crazy to enter it and the only time you will be sane is when you leave it. Oh and no I have never been married but I have known far to many who were (note the past tense there).

24. Favorite movie you wouldn't want anyone to find out about? Right like I am going to tell anyone I know this little secret. I would never live it down but would spend the rest of my life being ridiculed at every turn. Not going to happen.

25. What's your favorite drink? Hmmm anything alcoholic :)

26. Who from high school would you like to run in to? With my car? Any of them. LOL just kidding. Hmm pretty sure I still talk to all the ones I want to, or at least follow them on a Internet social network.

27. What radio station is your car radio tuned to right now? 101.9 or 103.9

28. Sopranos or Desperate Housewives? Neither.

29. Worst relationship mistake that you wish you could take back? Not realizing what it was when I was in it and accepting it for that which it was.

30. Do you like the person that sits directly across from you at work? …..well I don't sit at work, um I sit facing my computer and although it is cool, I don't think it deserves to be considered a person.

31. Have you ever had to use a fire extinguisher for its intended purposes? Hee Hee nope but I have used one.

32. Last book you finished reading? Down the Road

33. Do you have a teddy bear? Currently I probably do somewhere but not intentionally it is just a left over from when I was young.

34. Strangest place you have ever brushed your teeth? Oh wouldn't you like to know!

35. Do you go to church? Only when someone is getting married or buried.

36. How old are you? As old as the world when it was young and as young as the stars themselves.



Oh alright I am 39 and will be 40 in September.


May the Force be with you

Excelsior!!!

Matt-Man Runs with Schisms

Hail and well met

Long time no post. Well things have been wacky. As you can see I have made some changes, all for the better. Notice the new section "Places I say "You should go to"". Also notice that inside that section is a link to the Matt-Man gift shop. Yes I am a shameless whore. But don't think that I just have stuff with my logo on it cause I don't. I also have stuff with other cool logos that I have come up with. Quaint sayings that I have heard and decided to do the work and put them on a something or other. Now you can go and show you support if you like and buy something cool.

I plan on having a really long post soon but right now I am tired and need to sleep. Till I type at you again...

May the Force be with you

Excelsior!!!!